AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't know/understand basic English grammar or maths. I'm like this for maths for some reason. I understand it fine, but... for some reason I still struggle with it? I can't even do simple sums like 6 + 8 in my head - I have to count out the answers on my fingers. It gets annoying at times. I'm t...

Patrickeption

I came to kill-kill-kill-kill You hit the floor cause that's my plans-plans-plans-plans I'm wearing all my favorite hats hats hats hats Yeah, yeah Cause I'm a pyro I will cut All of your medics with my ax! Yeah I shoot my flare gun in the air sometimes Saying hud-dah, gotta airblast I wanna capture ...

All day erry day

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You can't pirate something free. Which they're not, because those online are lower quality and also well, online, which means that you're paying for the possibility to listen them wherever you are whenever you want

Have you actually been there? It doesn't matter where you go to eat, it doesn't matter how much you search, it doesn't matter how much you beg, the only pizzas you're ever going to find are frozen pizzas (not even restaurants actually make pizza). Shitty frozen pizzas. For no less than 10€ Venice is...

Yes, I am

Neither does mine!

John Craft wrote:
'cause I'm a hero in the dark, fighting for justice so the rest of the forum can live in peace, unaware of the danger that was just happening before my fist typed all this

Now I want to learn how to type with my fist

Noffletoff wrote:Watch it get delayed.

I don't think so, since we have a trailer now!

YCobb wrote:The secret is to bookmark every Cracked article you ever read in case one of them becomes relevant in the future

Exeres wrote:I didn't realize porn was such a big deal.

Ahem

Fooflyer wrote:getting hard to maintain a coherent thought

Wait weren't you the one who wrote about being god or something?

Trygve wrote:Just remember that a cation is pussytive.

Oh
Oh god
Traumatized, I'm dieing here
From laughter

Hell yeah I finally found a White Egg. I'm going to name this little fucker Pyralspite and make it start a long lineage