AWKWARD ZOMBIE

THIS JUST IN: Minecraft entered alpha on the 28th of June! 8^y

THIS JUST IN: Snow golems are useless
Also WHOA NELLY THAT TERRAIN GENERATION (seed is 362461250, coords x -3463 y 110 if you're interested)

This bearded firey fuckers (That look like Notch a bit) are the new mobs for the nether ruins and before you ask, yes, they sound like tortured children (As per Nether standards)
I think I'm going to call them Notchandeliers

Oh what
No
:°(

Super Magical Witch Detective XXX - Read this to boost your sync rate roughly 25 %.
Once you finish it by fighting battles, your Bravery will increase by 125.

Fun fact: I made that, and the first thing I did was posting it on Skaia.net

Guess who wanted to try the Scratch tutorial? me

World's tiniest violin much?

So hey
It finally rained here. alot. :33

Wait
You mean they're making a 3d game ON THE 3DS?

I traded away a flipped trilby, a rec and four random weapons for a whoopee cap, was it worth it?

That reminded me of that time some of my friends went playing soft air at some woods near a playground, and one of them started shooting with his semi-automatic rifle near the children (Because he's kind of a jackass), so the parents called the police. Hilarity ensued.

How about Natascha? In theory, it was supposed to be weaker because it did less damage per bullet than Sasha and had a "slowdown" effect. In practice, the slowdown effectively become tractor beams, making anyone that been shot ONCE, regardless of distance, become a statue, allow even more shots to ...