AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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>Ready to play in: Approximately 57 minutes
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I know
I'd rather not though, at least ignorance is bliss

You bastard there' no update yet, I even went to check

Oh don't even get me started on pizzas, they're like billion dollar bills here. Most pizzas aren't even pizzas, just pieces of cardboard with some red paint on it

I find that incredibly offensive. That "pasta fucker" thing, I mean. Do you think that pasta fucking is hilarious? Think again. Center and South Italy are mobster-ridden wastelands, filled with dangerous Roman ruins prone to collapsing and releasing whichever horrible abomination decided to claim it...

That was so predictable, I give you 5 dancing banana hookers out 19 for the effort

Stop using iTunes? It's a sluggy piece of crap that takes up an enormous quantity of resources and isn't really useful anyway

Vaxidd8 wrote:Titles only go to the people who find the super secret threads that we like to hide among the other 40+ pages of threads.

I found the super secret thread that proletariats like to hide.
Where is my title?

Oh god you're right

Literature class was kind of hilarious this morning
Teacher: Homosexuality was a big part of Greek society. I mean, why do you think Achilles was so distressed at Patroclus's death?
*Entire classroom except me and the teacher starts flipping the fuck out*

Just caught my father looking at porn (haven't told him yet)
Try to blackmail him y/n?

I swear to god that if it gets delayed to friday I'll go micspam Friday on every server I go until it is released

AngusMcLeod wrote:

What a load of complete horseshit.
You don't say condom in Italy, you say "preservativo"

Enderdragons disguised as other mobs/BLOCKS