AWKWARD ZOMBIE

you know something's wrong when complete lack of punctuation is okay and XDs are the scum of humanity yeah i kno rite :idea: :awesomeface: :arrow: :arrow: :awesomeface: :psyduck: :cry: :oops: :lol: :lol: :? :shock: :pseudo: :science: xD :trollface: :shakefist: :shakefist: :shakefist: :shakefist: :t...

twilight I was almost going to laugh, but then I remember what my favorite webcomic is So a seemingly insignificant item from the beginning of the story is suddenly and bodaciously RAGE'd into existence by a bloodthirsty purple alien juggalo, and the very same item connects randomly and equally ins...

Nefarios Bear confirmed for best bro.
He just gifted me his spare copy of Terraria!

THOUSANDTH POOOOOSST
THOUSANDTH POOOOOOOOSST
SUCK MY DIIICK
THOUSANDTH POOOOOOOOOOOOST

Wow, that's pretty young. Is there a reason why? I can't imagine people losing their viriginity even if if it is legal at that age, I assume they'd wait untill they were 16 or something (or perhaps i'm wrong, and people are brought up differently because they're used to it or something, idk). Peopl...

Well, how old are you? If you're an adult then I don't think they should care really if you have sex or not, aha. He's 14 . He's Italian. They come out of the womb ready for everything. The age of consent is 14 years here, though there are a few exceptions. One of them being that if the age gap bet...

English teacher confirmed for best teacher.
"Everyone here is a retard! Except for Davide and some other guys"

In an awkward turn of events my parents kinda sorta mentioned in a subtlety way that they don't mind if I have sex, as long as I use condoms

Welp, turns out I was right about my grandma being stupid about marrying a guy she'd known for a grand total of eight weeks over the internet. Jackass walked out on her last night while she was at church (along with a whole slew of other issues). Good lord, that Kardashian lady's marriage lasted lo...

[Citation Needed] wrote: Europe.
Maybe mildly NSFW

I didn't really find it that funny.
Until I noticed Italy, then I laughed. Though seriously it should be "Rednecks douchebags"

TT: Consider the position yours for the taking any time. Feel free to approach and kneel before Cal. With my sword and his floppy mitten, you will receive my flashstep anointment shoulder to shoulder, and to shoulder again. D Strider is talking about "knighting" Jane, something usually done by king...

And now, for the second episode of this Skyrim LP... http://i.imgur.com/JjJdy.jpg ♤: what the hell is this These are the guardian stones, Noir ♤: don't use that name ever again ♤: i'm spades slick, remember? Yeah yeah. Anyway these stones can gr http://i.imgur.com/fsdgg.jpg ♤: this one sounds useful...