AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We had to write an essay today at school, and I wrote a short story retelling the death of Patroclus.
Short story which may or may not have a tiny little bit of homoerotic subtext (We're talking about the ancient greeks after all)
Wait
Does that mean I'm a yaoi fanfic writer?

Oh potato omelette you're the only one who understands me.

Ok, one last question.
Why did I spend the last 8 hours doing that thing

Does this even count as art?

Operation Awesome wrote:You could do that.

Or you could use bodaciously any healing item.

But
That is not manly enough

That's either the best thing ever or THE BEST THING EVER

On second thought, Dino is a much better name for Bro, simply because of an Italian pun.

The only possible explanation is that your computer is a vampire.

D-vid wrote:cut it in half along the height so you have a right angle and calculate sqrt(a^2-(a/2)^2) . That's how I do it.

Or just a/2*sqrt(3)
Or a*(sqrt(3)/2), it's the same

Hot daisies Bacon, thanks

How about shenanigans?

And my short story is dooooooooooonnneee
Posting here to receive feedback. Should I change something before I print this bad son of a whore?
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/53507444/Hellab ... mework.doc

You could have just jumped over the pit