AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I like Vault.

It is my favorite.

Pepsi when I don't have access to it.

Sigh....

One of these days Canadians or Americans will start sneaking over to the USA or Canada, respectively.

Then I will start having to learn to speak English to help those daisies Canadians at work.



Oh wait....

Speaking of Napoleon Playing Civ V as France, Queen Isabella is kind of being a massive bitch, so I gather a large army, capture one of her two cities and then my computer overheats and completely shuts off I hadn't saved at all yet that game FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Her,...

Bacon wrote:oh oh what's my name

Bacon

@bexton Really? I can't stand looking at people's eyes either! Mine is mainly because I am a compulsive liar and I am afraid they will somehow see through my lies if they look at my eyes directly. I really can't explain it, I think it's the feeling when a person focuses their attention on something...

@bexton

Really? I can't stand looking at people's eyes either!
Mine is mainly because I am a compulsive liar and I am afraid they will somehow see through my lies if they look at my eyes directly.

Brought my accordion to school today, partly to impress the new girl and to find out if she liked Homestuck by playing WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HOMESTUCK? She wasn't there today :I BUT, everybody at school really enjoyed it, so that was really cool. I can't really stand accordions when they una...

Well, it's kind of a long story, but I was (supposely) diagnosed with the thing that begins with an A (that thing every one on the interwebs claims to have) when I was 6. I think that they are concerned of how am I going to survive independently in the society, and truth be told, I am too a bit, I ...

These therapies, these fucking therapies. 10 years of these pointless, time-wasting horseshit therapies, hours upon hours of nothing but talking about how so fucking "special" I am, why they are so important, a bunch of hags telling me how to live and how to fucking emote and what's wrong with me G...

I'm sick of team assignments. Having to explain everything to my partners or having them explain everything to me is such a waste of time and energy, and I'm perfectionist so I end up doing everything anyway. Why can't I just have a fair, individual evaluation? The idea behind it is that you will l...

FMAWolf wrote:Got all of our current presents wrapped and thus far the puppy hasn't tried to tear any of them open yet.

I read that as "thus far the puppy hasn't tried to escape any of them yet."

Spoony wrote:out of curiosity

how many of you actually have a note from a doctor saying this is a thing you have

I have a note from the Doctor saying I have Time and Space Displacement Disorder.

Fuck, I just tried lifting some weights and I'm in terrible shape. Fuck this, I ain't staying weak, time to work out again. Lifting weights isn't the problem for me even though I don't workout. Since I move feed bags, furniture, and 50 lb boxes of Cod fillets, and shovel rabbit crap. However cardio...

UH HEY JUST IN CASE ANYONE'S STRESSED Yeah I can't speak for everyone, but I think it's alright if presents are late for christmas. I certainly don't mind if my gift is late or whatever. Obviously this season can be stressful enough as it is, so don't kill yourselves over the secret santa stuff, ye...

Asshole had it coming. I should get 3 of my friends and do that to someone next time I see a truck taking up both spots on the sides and front and back.