AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I will post neither here. It shouldn't be hard to find, though. Not yet, at least. Also! Other film ideas that never quite got off the ground: -XXL, a spy spoof with a huge fatass of a main character -Juan of the Dead, pretty self explanatory. The script for this one was pretty hilarious, I'm sad it...

Xabyrn wrote:POST THE FUCKING EL KABONG VIDEO

It will never be as badass as the teaser for the unmade second film.

Pulling away from Kyle bashing... CHAPTER 5: STAAAARS IN HIIIIS EEEEEEEEYES Now to pull away from Subway for a story or two. A buddy of mine that I met when I was a Boy Scout and I used to talk all the time about filmography. Comparing movies, filming techniques, whatnot. Well one time when we were ...

Tatzel wrote:Secret of Mana remake.

What.

He'd talk to her for hours about how he's Batman and 1930's radio shows.

PROTIP: Never eat raspberries.

This might point you in the right direction

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Jesus remind me not to tell the story about the hooker in Bangkok.

Touchy people.

iamthelordhitman wrote:oh god i lost hard

That would be me should this ever happen.

If you knew this guy, you'd think that euthanasia wouldn't be extreme enough.

I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker.

I neglected to mention that I left him there until his shift was over an hour later.

Obsidion is helping dev this one.

I'm 10x more excited than I was before.

Chapter 4: The perfect cookie Now I used to work at Subway. The restaraunt, not an actual subway. Worked there close to a year. I pulled strings and got a bunch of my friends hired there, some were a good idea, some weren't. This is a story of a friend of mine that probably wasn't a good idea to ha...