AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Odds wrote:invader zim is overrated, imo

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comic is better.

Sounnikoura wrote:my dentist told me explicitly that "my teeth are going to hurt and if they hurt too much i should take an aspirin"
god these are huge i mean how many radio channels do i tune into with this thing

I would think TV for you.

Sounnikoura wrote:hrrrrrg i got braces and i'm nearly drowning on them jesus christ how am i meant to chew with this on

I have never wore any kind of bracers. Still, my teeth sometimes and I just want to bite on stuff. Especially my corner teeth.

I personally believe that US americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our nation don't have maps and uh I believe that our education such as in south africa and the iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the...

Head of The Brothel wrote:I KNOW RIGHT HOW DID YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS

I thought the head of whorehouses were women...

Shoolis wrote:http://www.syfy.com/alice/index.php
I'm intrigued.

What is this?

Shoolis wrote:

Head of The Brothel wrote:

Blubber wrote:Only thing I can think of is that he needs more belts.

And zippers.

Belts and zippers everywhere.

Öh, dear. I thought there was a person there, but it was only her thigh.

Torizo wrote:Can't unsee.

AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!
I know I do...

I wonder how it would be if Lady Gaga dressed up as Samus

Shoolis wrote:Geekjaculation is serious business.

Then where is all the cosplay porn with Samus?

Tatzel wrote:I remembered that I used to watch 'The Mask' aswell when I was young.

Oh and I completely forgot to mention that I like watching Phineas&Ferb nowadays. When it started I didn't like it at all.

YES! THE MASK.

Head of The Brothel wrote:...start to turn round but every time I try my face returns to where it was oh god all I want to do is look at that guy I think he has a gun ahh why can't I turn round it keeps happening

:/ try again.

Head of The Brothel wrote:Boy that would be a devil's threesome.

How can this be? I thought you were a girl!

Torizo wrote:It brings a tear to my e-

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLZ.

*Turns on the radio on random and Dr. Mario's Fever theme starts playing."

Tatzel wrote:Beautiful

PEEEEELZ!

Head of The Brothel wrote:Did I say she complimented me? No.

Now get out of here, me and your mother and Trygve are gong to make sweet music.*


*sex

fix'd