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Crawfish wrote:Yo you should be proud to be homosexual. But not with little kids or anything, LOL.

I'm not catholic.

Yes & Yes. It is said that this quiz was made up by Albert Einstein and according to him 98% will not solve it. There is a row of five different color houses. Each house is occupied by a man of different nationality. Each man has a different pet, prefers a different drink, and smokes different bran...

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We do at least know there are no black horses. We killed them all after they were our slaves. Also, they didn't like that we forbade them wearing bed-sheets around their heads.

Okay, this one's new for me. Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins. How can this be? 1) Surrogates 2) They never starred in Twins 3) It has happened before, one get "made" one time and the other is "made" late...

A booty. Or at least another man's booty. Dang it Zink! You have been wandering through a blizzard for sometime now and come across a shed. With much difficulty, you open the door and step inside, where you find a candle, a stove, and a fireplace. You search your person and find a lone match. Which ...

Why does a Sweed take with them a car door into the desert?

To roll it down if it gets too hot.

I was going to say sex.

Noffletoff wrote:Make a..... Gnome warlock

Or even better.... Human paladin.

Avengifier wrote:Is anyone going to do an LP or stream this at some point?

I can see if I can stream it if you want.

I HAD SEX WITH EVERYONE.

I HAD CLOSE TO FIFTY WOMEN IN MY BED AT ONCE.

I love to hate.

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:My arm.

To arms! Two arms!!

*chops your arm off*
ONE ARM! ONE ARM!

Fuck the Flanders.

Cabinet wrote:

acrowdofpeople wrote:

Fuck paradoxs

When I read the text bubble, something in my head popped.