AWKWARD ZOMBIE

that's funny, a guy I knew from school called Elliot just had a baby boy

I think the mother was like 15 when they conceived, she's the cousin of a friend of mine too so technically she's related to that scummy twat now.

uh don't you want to get to know each other and develop trust before sucking some face in a dark room to an adam sandler movie

I swapped the stickers on a couple of VHS tapes once because I thought it'd change what was on them.

When I was a kid I thought the term "Sleeping together" was literal. Like I'd hear on Friends or something where they'd be like "You slept with him?" and just figured sleeping in the same bed with someone was a big deal and meant you were together, I mean that's what my mum and dad did so it made se...

you should follow yeili's lead by setting an example of never posting

Shoolis wrote:one time in like fourth grade right before school let out I shit myself because the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom and I carried that weight all the way home

that was not a fun day

wow dude same

Kamak wrote:I fainted when we had sex ed in 5th grade.

wow dude same

did you know toenails change colour when they're cold I didn't but now I do

not following you

I wish my feet were hairy like a hobbiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Reyo wrote:That USB looks suspiciously like the USBs my school will give out to incoming freshmen with all sorts of "freshman propaganda" files on them...

yeah it had science files on it

glad you like them

soz it got there p. late

fun fact: the box I sent it in is the box riku sent my gifts in

shazza wrote:

creakyAccordion wrote:So I might be going out with one of my best friends

this could be interesting

there's a fairly good chance you'll get married. just sayin'

you always marry your best friend c:

don't give him ideas, he'll end up creeping her out with marriage talk

In the spirit of the Obituary Thread this thread is for members who will die in the next year.

1. You

That is all.

God bless/help your soul.

augh ugh I get so anxious about making phonecalls