AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There's a city in the UK called Reading pronounced Redding

kind of take the piss really

gonna cut my hair short

I will miss stroking my luscious locks

m8 it's euro quest not "get mugged in livershit quest"

don't sweat bro differentiation is the easy part

Reyo wrote:Hell...I WAS one of those people until my parents finally admitted that it was, in fact, purely religious.

Next time you are butthurt about your own experiences you should say it instead of accusing other people.

Not yet, most likely in the summer and about 4~ days per destination.

Oh I forgot to mention it will probs be me+acquaintance

haha loli I get to stay the night with syo before you

omg getting stabbed is like #3 on my yolo list

Blubber, don't take this as me trying to call you or your parents a liar, but do you know what this medical thing was/is by name, or is it that your parents just said "Oh, you had this medical thing where we had to lob your penis off" when you asked why your wing-wang was different from everyone el...

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HEY PALS GUESS WHAT LATER THIS YEAR I'M GONNA TRAVEL EUROPE BY INTERRAIL FOR ABOUT A MONTH A LOTTA YOU ARE PROBABLY SO UNFORTUNATE AS TO LIVE IN EUROPE AND NOT THE GLORIOUS UKOGBANI IF YOU ARE A COOL DUDE AND WANT THE B-TRAIN TO COME YOUR WAY JUST HOLLER AND WE CAN HANG OUT AND MAYBE I CAN CRASH AT ...

Driving to a thing with a friend, I forgot where the turning was and we ended up driving for ages the wrong way only to find out the thing was canceled anyway

Still driving around in the snow with a cute girl isn't the worst way to waste an evening

[18:20:11] State Practitioner Loli: boy i sure do love it when this guy erases and it shakes the whole motherfucking table [18:35:09] Hot, b ambitious: erase out of phase with him so that your motions cancel each other out and the table stays still [18:38:22] State Practitioner Loli: i don't think ...

remember

1 = yes

0 = not yes

so immersive

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