AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I should quit spending so much cheddar at the moment

Cynical Slob wrote:you haven't REALLY lived if you've never gotten a boner from someone just sitting on your lap

one time a girl sat on my lap when I didn't even have a boner and was like "woah I can feel your penis"

protip don't sit so close to the crotch if you don't want awkward penis feeling

I want game

but you just made the joke two posts up

is this some double irony I'm not getting

haha lmao 2spooky! LOL

Kamak wrote:Looks like Tales is double necking it.

no it's really thick cause he's built

optimus prime

I like the phrase "to jump someone's bones" cause it makes me think of skeletons

I wouldn't have to keep making it if you listened to my golden advice

confession the "100% Medically Accurate" in my signature doesn't refer to the picture it links to since the text predates it

I'm actually like way cuter

two for the price of one brah

there was a Chu2 announcement after the shitty last episode of Tamako Market

the greatest love story ever told continues