AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't even start me on Eyebrows.

My eyebrows are the most impressive eyebrows to ever brow an eye.

1984 was the worst book ever. I want to insert a fist into every copy of the book so anyone who opens it will be punched in the face.

But talk about Mirrors Edge.

You know, he actually looks like he's feeling some regret in one of those panels.

This is shortly before he brutally murders her parents though so yeah.

That Meme Music video is like an acid trip through the internet, man.

I made a snowman.

I'll get pics when it's not dark.

Now all shall know that HotBrothel has crabs.

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso. Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy. BANANA walked in, disgusted but aroused. He got out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which he threw to Snarf. Snarf immediately became giddy like a schoo...

Now I can't stop picturing the whole "IT'S GOOFY TIME" thing except with a stick of Old Spice with Johnny Depp's head attached to the top

And then Johnny expressed his undying love for Snarf by brutally whipping him with his belt.

The truth was that Old spice/Johnny Depp, and his brooding, Adonis-like face fell in love with baby Snarf, and he and his Adonis-like, brooding looks wanted to kill his parents to become closer to him. Somehow this worked, and after all these years, now that Snarf was of legal age, he and his brood...

In fact, he'll be down at your local video store from 5 until 9, just handing out icy cool lovings.

Cirque de Freak is not in the same category as Twilight.

CdF is vampire novel.

Twilight is a Fagpire novel.

Really because more then half of my pokemon are female.

Coming up next on CBS: Angsty Vampire falls in love with Plain but Unique girl.

Followed by our Manga Special: Magical Quirky Girl meets Comedic Foil Boy

Not not Trygve wrote:I SAW AN COMMERCIAL FOR THE VAMPIRE DIARIES WHICH WILL APPARENTLY COME ON TV HERE! IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE TWILIGHT MOVIE TRAILER AND I THOUGHT THEY ACTUALLY MADE A TWILIGHT TV SERIES! THIS PROBABLY IS!

It is essentially the same thing.

Oh yeah I used to play Sim City Unlimited when I was a kid too.

I would build a city and then sic some aliens on it.