AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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Actually it was Schrodinger's cat mauling the fourth dimension.

Wow you look so horribly sophisticated.

I feel like I should break into your office and uncover your plot to dominate the world.

Rule 34 strikes once more

I dunno.

"I'm glad you ran so quickly, Your Highness! You're quite too far away for any of your allies to help you!"



BUT SUDDENLY



"I bet he forgot I could do that."

I NEVER SPECIFIED WHICH KIND OF DRESS

Oh hey look at this a picture of myself from aforementioned dress-wearing.

maybe I should post it.

Well great

Now whenever I think of that whole 'crush in a suit' thing I will remember this thread and THAT PICTURE AAAAAAG

Hence "Unrequited"

Indeed

The highlight of that Halloween was my unrequited crush dressed in a very flattering suit.

It was Halloween and it was supposed to be a thing. All the dudes would dress up as chicks and vice-versa.

All the chicks rolled with it but every guy but me chickened out.

The problem was I was 14 at the time

I SUPPOSE I SHOULDN'T JUDGE I HAVE WORN A DRESS BEFORE AFTER ALL