AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You are punching other people in your sleep then.

I acted on Impulses today

My impulse told me to go to school even though my parents would have let me stay home.

I would download the Beta but I don't know how well it would run on this computer.

And no I do not know all the numbers and graphics card shmaheal so don't try to help me.

Oh god the last page of Homestuck

I have never seen a greater montage

You were one of the last people to show up Alexandy, therefore, last page.

I have a thousand

Come to my house and you can help me build Lego-Iron Man armor.

Looks to feminine? Quite the contrary, he looks just fine.

Octupuses have balls?

I'm 12 years old and what is this

GOTTA IGNORE SLOTH AND HATTERS GONNA HATE

HEY GUESS WHAT

UPDATED AND FANCY

I got a buddy to make the book for me in Flash and then I added in the bios.

The large empty space above all the text is because I will eventually be adding PIKTURS

Oh god I'm glad I had safesearch on when I googled that

I hate Steelix

I gonna hate

>Implying Stephen Colbert is unimportant enough to not have his own thread