AWKWARD ZOMBIE

>Whimsical

The main antagonists are Eldritch Abominations spawned by the rent hearts of the innocent and the Soulless Shells of living things.

Everyone knows Riku and Mickey is the OTP

Engage in Rambo-style guerilla warfare.

From underwater.

Something to distinguish you from Snarf, preferably.

Stop talking

Just stop

Remove crappy false mustache and attach it to the Idol.

Boxer Hockey yesssssss

Nope

I have a good feeling about this riddle.

Riddle me this, AZ

You can give me an edge without making me cut,
You can give me a heart without making me love,
Give me a mind and I cannot think,
give me a hand and I cannot grasp,
give me most anything and I cannot do what it does.

Bullets?

Real trainers catch pokemon by beating it with their bare hands and capturing it in a duct-tape pokeball.

Please

If I was in a zombie invasion and you handed me a metal pipe, I could clear the entire midwest.

Metal pipes are superior.

Wario is Kamina, by the way.

Charlie Manhuge for president 2012

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