AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Sex shops have the best porno knockoffs. My friends and I saw a Cosby Show porno at one of our local sex shops. We nearly got it.

I closed the next day, which meant I didn't need to be at work until 4, so it wasn't that big of a deal, I just didn't like being up from 5-3

Left my phone at home, and now my friend thinks I am mad because I did not reply to any texts. Also, really tired. Every day I have to actually rest something happens. Last night, a day I opened so I had woken up at 5am, I just was getting into bed, at 11:30. Second I lay down, I get a text from my ...

I can never get enough sleep.

I've never had an issue peeing with a boner, what makes it so tough?

It took a lot of willpower to say tough instead of hard

I didn't say anything about my beliefs because I'M TIRED OF ARGUING. This has gone past debating, and is just arguing most of the time. It doesn't matter what I believe, most people associate all republicans under the same beliefs, even if they vary greatly from person to person. Someone hears I'm a...

I hate election years because then everyone on the internet just jumps all aboard the "Lets hate Republicans, they're all so stupid hurr durr" train. I have been debating constantly on facebook, showing people what is a joke and what is not, and to stop taking everything as fact, and then I go here ...

I never want to change my avatar because I've had it, or a variation of it, for so long.

Now the sadness comes after this horrid month. I honestly don't know why I even try to be pop flyin' romantically anymore, it never works, and I'm better off just completely shutting out dating from my mind. Anger from that whole thing made me lash out to my friends, so now I've alienated them, and ...

Diet Coke master race here.
On topic: Gotta get up around 6 or 7 for a 6 hour test for that new job (just to apply) and then go to work two hours after it is done and close.
Going to be a fun fun day.

I do not know what to do. Talked to my boss about possibly leaving for that other job, and she said that she understands if I choose to leave, I'm young and have my whole life ahead of me etc., but to realize that I could probably be a GM someday. My skills are pretty perfect for fast food, and I al...

I never actually type anything when I report spam. Faster if I just leave it blank.

Holy crap I am proud of my crew. We had a bad lunch, but managed to bring the timer down during dinner, and ended the day with an average of 110 seconds to go from order to leaving. First half of the week was awesome, second half was horrible. We needed a 113 for the day today in order to be in the ...

Sore throat + fever, not allowed in. Puking because of what you ate last night, able to work a non-food job. I enforce most of the health stuff at my store anyway, I know what I'm doing. I have sent my fair share of people home early, even if it kills us for the dinner/lunch. Unlike most people, I a...

We were really understaffed with a C team, they needed me, and there was no other mid manager working today. I got to go home early though, because dinner was fine without me. I puked a couple times while there, but I was working away from food today.