AWKWARD ZOMBIE

epona4 wrote:I hate corn dogs so much!
Those lasts two posts make me want to throw up, yech...

I'd love to eat one actually, but I can't find them anywhere here.
Goddamn southamerican food and their lack of marshmallows.

Cafall wrote:Examine morning wood.

Have it appraised at the local pawn shop.

Grant ҈̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠ ed, th҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚͡͡e un ҈̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̔̊̋̌̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̿̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̔̿̕̕̕̕ ive ҈̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠...

First come, first serve. Sorry... uh... stranger who also ruined the wish.

SBKT wrote:I wish I had a Medigun.

Granted, but everyone else gets a portal gun.

I wish I could place portals in moving and uneven platforms so I could create potential paradoxes.

Go home, get an axe

Fauche wrote:The final chapter of Full Life Consequences has been released.

I HAD AN EMOTIONAL ORGASM

The Idiotic Oracle is now a can of Dr Pepper

Dzone is now my favorite song stuck on my head forever

Left handed scissors I am right handed and it's hard to use them god what is their problem

John Craft stop rezzing threads
no wait it's stickied

Shoot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

swinub swine flu reference :colbert: Hows about.. Wario drives up to Peach, Daisy, and.. Birdo and starts revving his engine to show off how cool he is. The trio is all "oh Mormoncraft look at THAT." and they start running towards him. To Warios dismay they run past him and swoon over Mario on his ...

Also, why do red fairies suddenly give much more hearts when they are bottled? A red fairy in a fountain or in a bouncy stone only recovers half heart.

The Idiotic Oracle is now ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮The Idiotic Oracle