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What is your favorite snack?

BEHOLD, THE HOLY GRAIL OF KEYBOARDS. The Optimus Maximus. Look closely at those keys. Those aren't painted on images, they're freaking LCD screens. Theoretically, you could watch a video on a single key. Each key is 100% programmable, and you can use any icon of your choice for the display. Sure, i...

TAKE HIS MONOCLE AND TAUNT HIM WITH IT

THROW THE SAFE TO THE DOCTOR'S GENITALS SAY A WITTY COMMENT WITH IT AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH THAT, SMASH THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE SAFE, REACH THE CONTROLS, DO A BARREL ROLL TO MAKE THE DOCTOR FALL OFF, AND IMPALE THE FALLING DOCTOR WITH HIS OWN SHIP AT FULL SPEED JUMP OFF WITH A CONVENIENTLY PLACED PA...

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yay i made most dent-related suggestions

Trick the robot into walking on the dent.

are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are we there yet
are we there yet?
are we there yet?
are wethere yet?
are we there yet?

What about noow?

Is this thread about beards now?

What is Madagascar to you?
Why are Masas con membrillo so delicious even though I hate membrillo?
Who the hell made the stickykeys and such shortcuts i Windows? Why can't I press shift many times and be pop flyin'?

Am I posting in this thread too much?

kumikyoku nico nico douga
i gotta stop listening to that

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