AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Allow me to expand upon my original post. I like when a guy can just pick me up and haul me over his shoulder, because I am slightly taller than average and I ain't light, so picking me up shows me the guy is strong and strength = dominance and dominance = fun during sexy times. P.S. I don't like be...

Whenever I cross the threshold of an elevator, I have this brief moment of absolute terror where I feel like the elevator will just drop down when I put my foot on its floor, taking half of me with it.

I like when a guy can just pick me up and haul me over his shoulder.

P.S. I don't like being picked up.

PERHAPS.

Well I have some gunpowder, you just gotta supply your own sand.

Are you on now? I have my Minecraft downgraded, so just post when you're on and I'll switch over.

It's happened before. Boob-touching permissions recinded forever. (Also just to clarify I don't let any random person touch, only good friends.) You and I better have a huge history of teasing each other before I'll put up with it.

Well, it's not like they were trying to get turned on by it. ...Still, I don't see how it couldn't be awkward when she could confirm the almost completely likely fact that you had a boner while you were doing it. No, no, I don't care if a guy pokes my boob, but if he does it and goes "honk honk" I ...

I remember reading a study about sexual turn-ons for men and women. There was a lengthy description of the results, but basically boiled down to heterosexual men only getting turned on by heterosexual porn, with their eyes focusing more on the women. Heterosexual women across the board were turned o...

Captain_Nick wrote:Well, since it was your friend, did you at least squeeze them and say "Honk Honk"?

This is probably the biggest turn-off for me.

Just, no.

Yes, but people who are on vacation in the US don't get the protection with the law. So it's totally okay for someone to mug me in the US? Good to know. People who vacation here ARE protected by general US laws. I think Stran specifically meant domestic abuse, although it's not like a woman or man ...

No not Dots

no

no

Go away I will eat the entire box and then feel sick and filled with regret and I don't need a bigger butt aaaaaaaaaa

Used appropriately, they don't bother me. I have one person on another forum who will bodaciously use them after EVERY SINGLE GOD daisies SENTENCE and one day I am going to strangle him. Also, I hate when people use ellipses to imply or hint at things. Just. Say it. You look like you're grabbing for...

I have a vendetta against ellipses.

It's probably because, while your partner comes out even in kills and deaths, you don't. However, you've said you like to play lots of bruisers/tanks, and those characters often assist in getting other characters kills. You got the assists for both your partner's kills, so you were obviously helping...

Pft I'm just poking you because it seems like it'll be fun, if you're not ready or something don't rush.