AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So, an explorer is walking through the desert when he stumbles on a body perfectly preserved in the sands. Upon inspecting the body, the man gets excited and goes back to his camp and says "Guys, come quick. I have found the body of Adam, the first man!" The other guys look at the pictures he took ...

I don't because I suck booty <_<; Nyoro~n My favorite team right now is: http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/22/Spr_4d_248.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/47/Spr_4p_212_m.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6/Spr_4d_373.png http://archives.bulbagarden.n...

Eh, so people are talking about their teams... Okay... http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/22/Spr_4d_248.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/7e/Spr_4p_205.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/54/Spr_4d_227.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a6...

Should I join the fsjal craze? I know I'm new and everything, but it makes me laugh.

Dammit, I wanted to say something but Fauche beat me to it while I was typing. Anyway: Would you modify your developing child's fetus to adjust its traits? By science, it is a possibility. We've identified parts of chromosomes which cause problems in development, and we will in the future go further...

People needing machine parts to avoid discrimination, etc. Now that I think about it, I think it would be cool if people could get some mechanical advances to their bodies. It could enable us to do things like furthering surgical accuracy and making work more efficient. Total robotic overhaul, on t...

I've heard that Hydra are near indestructible. You can filter them into individual cells, and they won't die. Ah, here's the part of the Wikipedia page: "19th century biologists reported that the Hydra was such a simple animal that it was possible to force one through gauze to separate it into indiv...

Who is "Dinosaurs?"

Ask him if his leader's name is Valerie. Then kick him in the squid. You are a rebel and don't take orders from anyone.

Sloth wrote:Yes. Yes I would :]

Okay, I'll take pictures of it asap. I'll probably get them up on Tuesday or Wednesday.

I painted a Calvin and Hobbes mural at my school. Does anyone want to see?

That's hilarious.

All I could think was "The Little Mermaid."

Now that I think about this again, Heine may have been a stupid idea. He's not to German what, say, Shakespeare is too English, but sometimes he is kind of hard to understand I suppose. Better idea: Erich Kästner. His style of writing is pretty simple yet nice. Also he's really amusing. Cool then. ...

Xeraphem wrote:Ah, he's fine... Probably...

I just keep watching the woman in the background look on with horror.

Then again, I do of course not know how hard it is to learn German as a second language. In case you're interested in German prose or verse, try Heinrich Heine. That man was a genius. From English at least, I've found it's pretty easy. They're both based on Latin roots if I remember correctly. I'm ...