AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I do not like this turn of events D:

Forty dollars? What a rip off.

I just finished my period yesterday. All I wanted was lemons. Lots and lots of lemons.

I want to make a sculpture for the museum, May I?

I wish I understood the meaning off all this rainbow death. Because its really putting a cramp in my day already.

Bats can be cute tooooo.

Please, don't trust him. He's not as innocent as you make him out to be.

I don't care if you think every word I say is a lie.

You just need to know.

And if you do accept him and love him as he is, Then I applaud you.

Because I cannot.

Have I gotten any better at colouring on Photoshop? Please critic as harshly as you can, for I need it.

Oh man oh man oh man oh man this is not good whats going to happen next oh man

The funniest part is that the pictures are of a bunch of tweenage girls.

Its been 3 days since I got my braces tightened and a power chain put onto my upper teeth. I have been in constant pain since and I don't want to eat. This displeases me greatly.

I don't understand why that picture has so much praise.

Urg, I took a sip of my dads Absinthe and now my mouth tastes like B.O. Silly wormwood what are you doing in there its illegal to do that now.

Man I want soft pretzels so bad. Please someone post a recipe so my mom can make me some when my mouth doesn't feel like hamburger meat and pain.

Hussie must be making a final fantasy reference with the Genesis frog being similar to a golden chicobo.