AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Don't know if funny but

So I went to an art gallary thats featuring one of my paintings today with my art class. My ex came up behind me and taped me on the arm and whisperd something in my ear I wasnt able to understand. Coward if you have something to say say it to my face, or just leave me alone just leave me the fuck a...

My aunt was in a car accident 3 days ago guys.

She fell asleep while driving, but shes fine. The car got totaled though.

Thanks man, thats good to know.

So my day was pretty okay till I found out my ex was in my art class. If it was a normal class it would be super easy to just get my mom to tell the teacher I have a problem with him, but with art its diffrent. Because its so free range and the teacher doesnt really restrain us to our spots. God thi...

Friend if offering me a hookup with a girl. Normally this would be great, but he's notorious for seeking, unintentionally or not, girls with baggage. I'm not sure what to do. I'm almost afraid to ask, but what's girls with baggage. This may sound a little dumb but this sparked a thought. Am I a chi...

http://tinychat.com/cazf

can we get a tiny chat going so I can have some people to talk too?

I found my squiddle homestuck tshirt that I thought my mom threw out.

Achievement!

When I was little I would walk home on the line in the middle of the road knowing full well no car would hit me.

I used to be so badass.

Usually wear fuzzy pj pants most of the time or boxor pajama bottoms, and large baggy shirts.

Sleeping naked is unconfortable because I wake up a sweaty mess and its gross.

The Spirit

So I shaved my arms, because I've been observing some of my friends doing it.

they are so soft and smooth oh my god

I'm having a coffee overdose right now

this feels so fucking weird

THOSE ARE ONLY SUPOST TO EXIST IN CORALINE AND SCARRY MOVIES

How can you even FUNCTION normally with those in the way?