AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Today was a good day I made pizza that my friends really enjoyed eating two of my friends hooked up and I`m pop flyin' for them I trusted my friend enough to tell him I was raped and he believed me and gave me a big hug got to see a friend I hadnt talked to in a long time and found out why and got a...

I'm just

going to like

throw this in here

and then run away

I found a old love letter I somehow missed.

I got the bright idea of burning it inside of a candle.

I am a failure of a pyro and all I want is a hug.

Now everyone is going to come to my house and steal me away.

my mom keeps leaving soap in the tea pots and coffee presses.

Then she complains that it all tastes like crap.

Its so warm today that I'm wearing a dress

WHO NEEDS PANTS

I have two things I really like about my body.

On my side I have three birthmarks in the shape of a triangle, so it feels like I have a triforce.

My belly button was tied a special way so that inside of it has a star.

I can make wishes on it :3

Protip: I have absolutly NOTHING against people that cross dress or are transexuals/transgenders/ wear the oposite genders clothing because they are more confortable with it. I think my ex is a cross dresser, I've heard him brag about how his wardrobe is almost entirly girl clothing, he comes to sch...

I will always be a metal head

Malum call her parents

trust me its one way to end this for good without her dying.

I finished filming my part of the trailer for my movie.

Now to scrub my face with acid to get off all the makeup

I started reading Questionable Content from the begining.

Some of it is really awful

and theres so many not funny rape jokes