AWKWARD ZOMBIE

This isnt an adventure

this is a sadventure

It makes me sad to spend half of my day listening to girls demeen themselves. Talking about how they spend their time underage drinking with their boyfriends while puting themselves out for them. Sometimes its hard to listen to, and then plain gets annoying having to listen to it day in day out to a...

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Something thats starting to tick me off is the fact that my dashboard on tumblr is fucking FULL of Avengers stuff, posted by my friends that I follow. I really have no ambition to see this, I mean I haven't even seen the movie so I kind of mind when someones FONDLING over one of the characters in a ...

quack

A fact about "boob" armor is that it is EXTREAMLY deadly. Because the breasts are seperated, if someone were to strike you between them, it can break the bone that is in your chest and kill you.

This shit can killll yoooooou

for two years I just watched and read peoples posts.

Just watching

waiting

also remember when I let my friend join, Zelda? good times good times.

Just beat psyconauts and almost got it perfect besides missing a few brains.

going to the beach tommorow

I am exite

I am what I would call a natural born swimmer.

I was born in a jacuzzi and a few days after that my parents took me out swimming in my neighbors pool.

I never actully took swimming lessions in any way or learned to swim in a traditional sense.

I just love swimming so daisies much.

Extream white water canoeing

I only do sports of they are EXTREAM enough

There has only been one time that I accidently sent porn to someone.

It was tentacles.

And I was like

"no please dont look at that

no fuck stop

oh god this is like the second time I`ve talked to you our relationship isnt ready for this"

I need a hug.

I just need a hug forever.