AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Bill Nye is coming back

REJOICE

I am extreamly shy about singing.

Because I had braces I wasnt able to sing for the past 3 years, but before that I used to perform often in musicals and "apparently" was a very talanted singer.

Now I can sing again and Im like I DONT WANT TO DO IT INFRONT OF PEOPLE AAAAAA SHY

I found a male corset in my parents costume box.

I just

what
what
what
what
what

Total recall was very... blinky, and fast paced. Fast enough to totally loose yourself and get confused at a lot of things.

But the effects are really nice and so is the setting.

And all the little details are wonderful like the reffrences to the old movie and some certain cameos...

Sometimes I feel sort of bad about the way I dress, which is sort of fashionable and attractive. I feel bad because I feel like Im teasing people that are attracted to me, because Im pretty and stuff and they feel like they should complement me on that. So then I feel like I should dress down a bit ...

My friend has been apologizing to people profusely for being such an asshole and taking his problems out on them.
Especially to me since he fucked me over so hard and made me cry.

So he took me to see Batman and all was forgiven.

Since I got my braces off I've been eating everything that I haven't had in three years.

List so far:
Stride Mystery gum
3 bags of popcorn
10 apples (sour green)
caramel
taffy, for the first time
fudge

and soon I will have my candy apples

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

The guy with the cards.

Thats not a ferret

thats a red panda.

Or it could be a neopet since its wearing clothes.

I'm starting to feel lonley spending every day at home doing nothing but play skyrim and KOTOR, I think I need to get out with people more often.

I am the worst person ever.

This is a fact.

waking up from a dream and all you feel is shame.

Dirty shame.

Every time I talk to someone and find out they're masterbating.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Hey man

its simple

make new friends

Dont need to get my wisdom teeth out anytime soon, hurray~