AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's made with the cum of hundreds of futanaris and the fluids of tentacle-raped virgins.

We've actually gone through a lot and, today, births aren't as painful as they were. Some aren't, just so you know. They're INTENSE, but not in a painful way.
Well there's still pain most of the time, but it's rarely excruciating, today.

You're mine, I'm his.

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Is it the sound of a threawesome ?

You're everything to me Trygve.
Never leave me.
I'll do anything.
Ask me. I will.
just for you

Lyra, it might be because of the man, or it might be because you're young, or because you're anxious during sex, or because one thousand reasons (heh, I'm a lolicon, I believe baby rape is aaaaaaaalright, so, being fourteen's no trouble as long as YOU're fine with it) EDIT I'm joking about baby rape...

Actually, orgasms feel huge... to both genders. It depends on anyone... and on who you're fucking with. 'cause I sure remember my ear turning deaf after some screams, but I never really... "lost my mind" while ejaculating. And you can also... have "slow" orgasms, I'd say... let's say they can last w...

That reaction took longer than expected.

I don't think arguing about that even matters. In a way, men go through shit just as much as women do. Saying "I'm a female so I'm s'posed to get hurt more !" would be useless. The same for guys. I know it's painful. The period, I mean. There are some treatments to calm that shit down. Some kind of ...

[Citation Needed] wrote:

John Craft wrote:That if you love a girl but are too shy, WELL STAY A daisies VIRGIN, even though if a girl is too shy to say "I fart" to anyone, men will still come to her

Filters are awesome at ruining rants.

SHEEEEEEEEEET
love this stuff

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OH MY GOD
POST NUMBER 999
THIS IS TH BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Hair everywhere Some long thing between your legs that feels never comfortable And that even TOUCHING might hurt Unable to get pregnant -you don't know how many men are misogynists just because they're jealous of women being able to have babees Let's stop there and talk 'bout comportment troubles. L...

When is impmon going to see I said pop flyin' birthday in a great way ?

I like how women keep saying "being a woman fucking sucks" like MEN DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE PROBLEMS TOO JUST FOR BEING MEN
Girl, don't get me started there, I'd make you feel totally blessed to be clitoris-ed

EDIT : oh Trygve
Oh you

The Qur’an ([qurˈʔaːn] pronounced qoor-AAHN′; Arabic: القرآن‎ al-qur’ān, bodaciously “the recitation”) is the central religious text of Islam,[1] also sometimes transliterated as Quran, Koran, Qur’ān, Coran or al-Qur’ān . OH LOOK ALL OF THEM WORK OH LOOK NO ONE CARES EDIT : OH LOOK I CAN BE AN ASSH...

Why come
Why do people say things so other people will ask to know more even though they coul've just said why right away
Am I even making sense
So, Lyra, tell us.