AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The jig is up!

Slept on my bed last night, which was nice.

Drunkenly came out of the closet to some people

You guys post so much...

Ahahaha.

Oh upon reading further it said he wouldn't do dudes. Well fine then. Also I guess I have no knowledge about brothels because it seems they're perfectly fine in Nevada...

If it wasn't for the fact that it looks like someone punched him in the right face I would probably do him. The story fails to explain how he's a legal prostitute though. I just thought you couldn't be. At all.

I am a lazy nerd with absolutely no social life. I am extremely anti-social, and the colleges I am looking into going to are William and Mary, Lafiette, and Brown, in order to study anthropology with philosophy as a minor William & Mary is a pretty cool college. I would say go there if you want to ...

Thanks guys. My plan is that everyone will just think we're buds and then all of a sudden we'll make-out everywhere. Anyways, maybe we should find some more actual topics to discuss...Tatzel I feel bad for sort of ignoring you but I know nothing about Germany.

So I'm reviving this thread with a holy water to just show everyone this amazing Spirit Tracks remix with Twilight Princess overtones.

Oh god, the mushrooms and onions, fuck yes. I try not to eat there often because I like my arteries, but god dammit amazing. Also Tropical Smoothie, I love the crap out of that place. It's where my buds and I used to hang out.

Any fo you people have Five Guys burgers and fries? Oh lawwwwdy, I'd kill an orphan to get one of their burgers right now.

Fact: I slept on a floor last night.

FMLLLL

When I was in second grade, I was being a stupid little kid and swinging between a desk and a bookshelf (like I had my arms braced against the top of each, and I was just swinging back and forth), and all of a sudden I blacked out. I got a concussion, and after that, I now frequently get odd blacko...

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When I was in second grade, I was being a stupid little kid and swinging between a desk and a bookshelf (like I had my arms braced against the top of each, and I was just swinging back and forth), and all of a sudden I blacked out. I got a concussion, and after that, I now frequently get odd blacko...