AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Legendaries suck booty.

Otherwise it's pretty good.

I don't think my family was in America back in Civil War times...Well, this guy was and I'm apparently related to him somehow, so...eh. If my ancestors were around back then, they lived too far West to give a shit.

Don't give it a nickname.

Poe's Masque of the Red Death, standing by!

Oh, my~

MEEEEEEEENNNNNN

Pigs. All of them!

I can't remember if Franklin and Machiavelli were always said to be similar or different, but I know the two are closely linked. Machiavelli believed that people have different personalities/facades that they use depending on the situation. He was kind of a douchebag, but he was all about do whateve...

BUT WHERE ARE THE FACTS?!

Interesting fact: The only states I have not tread through are Hawaii, California, and Montana.

Red tide standing by.

I'm sorry but something about this picture just made me crack up.

Gold Beanie, standing by!

Red Gyarados, standing by!

I just had my daily dose of vitamin adorable.

I lol'd.

Thought the exact same thing. I also thought those demonic six-legged things were like adorable hell dogs.

Plus he said "a educated man."