AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It looks really bizarre. Then again, most of the human-shape pokemon look really weird. But I'm glad there's some official art now.

I have poison ivy on my foot and I just want to slather it with gel.

What is your best advice to get rid of a poison ivy infection?

Oh man, Spell of the Unown was totally awesome. It was like, really intense and actually kind of scary.

At first I thought his eyes were closed and those circles were just random blotches.

Nope!

Yeah I thought this was made by a young person.

This just makes it even worse?

Ren & Stimpy creeped me the fuck out when I was a kid.

I couldn't understand why everyone liked it so much.

It's really not just the art that's laughable. Even if it was well-drawn, the story just seems very hackneyed and not very realistic. But like it takes guts and effort to make a comic, and this person obviously devoted a lot of time and effort. but hnnnnng, the fact that it's so bad makes me so unsy...

I do not know why everyone seems to love Wooper and Quagsire. I guess because Gen II had slim pickings in terms of good pokemon.

[Citation Needed] wrote:Why those two in particular?
Omastar and Kabutops are a pair and should evolve together, and Aerodactyl should not, or just Aerodactyl, or all three.

Because I don't really like Omastar and we're all listing deranged evolution suggestions, so yeah.

If new evolutions haaaaaad to happen, I think the fossil pokemon evolving would be pretty awesome. They even have a valid excuse, considering it could be some modern item that prompts their change. Kabutops and Aerodactyl in particular...

This entire tale simultaneously offends and intrigues me. Even if God is okay with gays, I still think he should be kind of rustled about the whole suicide thing...?

I feel like if Eevee is going to evolve it will get a dragon one. Just because it seems to be ex-special type based.

But I hate Eevee and its kin so I hope this does not happen.

It's a good thing that all fictional gay guys look like girls.

Or else you couldn't tell them apart from normal guys!

I burned my Eggplant Parmesan.

Fuuuuuuuck.

HMMMMMM.

Not the funniest update ever but that's okay. The screenshot of Link getting frozen was well-captioned.