AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why would you not want to win?

I just don't understand.

A friend, eh?

I always trust a girl named Shalonda.

I want shoes.

Why wouldn't you be obsessed with winning in the pokemon main quest?

There is no alternative, especially in Gen I.

I totally liked the hi-technical hologram magic band battle with them though.

Can't even remember how they died in volume 5.

Awww poor Magmortar. Electivire is kind of ugly too, but mainly just because its face is all:

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Yeah I was just looking at porn so that's boring. Then it was like "so okay, how is this supposed to work?"

And then voila.

It's not really pathetic. I think you should try it before you opt to have sex, if for the sole purpose of not freaking the fuck out when you achieve orgasm or whatever. I respect people who don't jack off because I do it a few times a week and lol.

I guess if you never felt the urge to do the first one, it makes sense that you'd never wring one out. I didn't know how to masturbate until I was like 15, which is apparently pretty pathetic.

I just think they're all overrated and girly.

I loathe the Eeveelutions.

I actually kind of want to train a Bibarel. Despite having fairly lackluster stats, it has two unique abilities that can really disrupt a typical team.

Wooper, oh please. It's horrendously ugly. It has absolutely nothing going for itself except a typing that was once unique but is now carried by like five water-types. You should be ashamed to like Wooper.

Now, Magnemite...

but you switched to a fire type magnet pull would not work on a fire type :psyduck: You're obviously stupid. I already mentioned that in the event of someone switching to a fire-type, I just switched to someone who resists fire (like say, my Kabutops) so that your attack won't do anything. I'll the...

No. Magnemite is the best pokemon. Or rather, my Magnemite is the best pokemon ever. I can hear what you're thinking: "Earthquake." "No," I think back to you. You see, Magnemite has Magnet Rise, with which I can easily avoid all of your ground attacks and counter with Flash Cannon. What's that, you ...