AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Riodsey wrote:Hey guise I was just taking a bath, did I miss anything?

...I really wouldn't know

I don't know, sending a missile several thousand more miles than is necessary over various continents and the entire United States, with absolutely no chance of it being shot down during its sojourn over North America, to Hawaii, the most obvious place to strike when you can, according you, hit anyw...

I know you're kidding, but there are people out there who actually believe that.

I mean, we're not talking about Robot-Stalin-Hitler here. I'm pretty sure that the worst thing that he's done is kidnap a couple of celebrities.

lyrasen wrote:I... I need a tissue.

Yeah, saying that you need a tissue and posting a picture of your computer desk really sends mixed messages.

impmon08 wrote:

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Deathnote persons of interest

YOU KNOW IF SHE DIES NEXT I'M BLAMING YOU.

HEY, I DIDN'T MAKE IT!

DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

I think that the US Government is more than perfectly capable of shooting down any nuclear missile before it hits Hawaii or any other US territory.

Also, considering North Korea's track record, what on earth gives you the impression that the missile would even make it as far as Hawaii?

CHUCK NORRIS COULD KICK THE BUCKET AND I DON'T THINK I WOULD CARE.

CHUCK LET HIS CULT STATUS AND RENEWED POPULARITY GO TO HIS HEAD, BILLY DIDN'T.

Mr. President we didn't find any weapons of mass destruction. Yes you did. Uhh Hi no we didn't. Get me a taco! Yes sir Mr. President! Hehehe Tacos Rule. Sorry to rain on your parade, but Mustard Gas was found, and that is a WMD.. Back to the topic: NK GONN' KILL US ALL First of all, it's a quote fr...

Water wrote:Do you have an original bone in your body?

He's made of second-hand bones.

Badfish wrote:North Korea has always been retarded.

See the first page, second post.

Operation Awesome wrote:

Fauche wrote:WHO'S BEN BAILEY?

HELLO YOU ARE IN THE CASH CAB.

THE TV GAME SHOW THAT TAKES PLACE INSIDE OF THIS TAXI.

AND PROBABLY THE ONLY CLEAN CAB IN NEW YORK.

THERE'S BEEN A TON OF DEATHNOTE AND VINCE SHLOMI REFERENCES.

DoNotDelete wrote:SCREW YOU DEF. YOU FREAKBOY!

THE ONLY THING I AM GUILTY OF IS CARING ABOUT BILLY MAYS MORE THAN MICHAEL JACKSON OR FARRAH FAWCETT.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:HEY BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A SPECIAL PRODUCT
FOR ONLY 9.99, YOU TOO CAN GET SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Harby wrote:So Defenestrator can go on 4chan but everyone bashes me for it!
Hypocrites!
What the hell will happen to their TV show?
BOLD NOT ALLCAPS HAHAHA

THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I TEND TO KEEP IT ON THE DL, AND I'M ALSO NOT TERMINALLY RETARDED.

MY INITIAL REACTION