AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A wedding-style cake that my mother made from scratch (That means eggs, flour, and all that good stuff. None of that Betty Crocker shit.) all by herself for my grandparent's 50th anniversary. It's yellow cake with buttercream frosting. The middle tier has strawberries between three layers of cake, w...

Merlin wrote:I leave for three days and chaos ensues?


What are you guys even

Welcome to how I feel. Whenever I go on vacation, without fail, that's when everything interesting happens.

Game Angel wrote:

Read it.

Great book or the greatest book?

Oh god, that just drudges up memories of that fucking awful thread.

Lolita wrote:BAYSPLOSIONS!!!1

CRSCHPEW PCHLUEOWWWW PEW PEW PEW BACHOUTHCU KABOOM

Got back from New York, where I celebrated July 4th on July 3rd at my grandparent's country club. Don't judge me. Anyway, they handed out bendable glow sticks, as they do every year, so I decided to dick around with them. http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq180/Defenestrator20/IMG_0026.jpg I AM BUG...

Lolita wrote:

The Big Cheese wrote:

Lolita wrote:I am the only one who doesn't care. I celebrated the Fourth by gambling on horse races.

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY AMERICAN TO ME

Huh. I guess your right.

NOW LET'S BLOW OUR THUMBS OFF, BITCHES.

MICHAEL BAY EXPLOSIONS

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TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT I'M WEARING, PEOPLE. YOU THINK ANYBODY WANTS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE WHILE I'M WEARING THESE BAD BOYS? FORGET ABOUT IT.

USE YOUR FIREWORKS TO COMBAT THE BEAR MENACE.

This (probably called 'Baby Ruth' in America): http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/imgs/media/Ted_s_pix/mars_bar.jpg Nah, we still have Mars bars over here. Deep fried in batter: http://www.ilike.org.uk/images/deep-fried-mars-bar.jpg I tried it once. Tastes like it looks. It doesn't even look like they ...

Taco flavored kisses!

RAPE IS IMMINENT.