AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It's so good you'll punch your wife in in the face.

Start your day the Chris Benoit way!

Available in stores everywhere for the low, low price of your balls.

When it comes to bands, I usually listen to songs by Interpol or Wolf Parade, but I do occasionally listen to The Wombats or Bloc Party. Playlist-wise, the songs that I listen to are so varied, that I wouldn't be able to name them all.

i think that vgcats is a pretty cool guy. eh never updates and doesn't afraid of anything

'Do you want to go to my apartment? I thought you were a believer; someone who would want to blog about our ideals.'

People sue over the stupidest things. That's why there are so many lawyers. ...Like the McDonald's coffee lady. She spilled hot coffee on her lap and blamed McDonalds for it. Her reasoning was that it didn't say on the cup that the coffee was hot. Of course, no one expects to buy coffee at any shop...

Merlin wrote:Extreme creme taste.

What, the cereal, or dicks?

I WANNA FUCK YOU.

spongedav wrote:I would shoot the kid.

That's the point of the comic, genius. It's supposed to be anticlimactic.

I've got a fever, and the only cure is your vagina!


...And more cowbell!

You would think that his body would have violently reacted to the gasoline. Which would make the story even worse, because that would mean that after his body was finished telling him that no means no, he kept fucking doing it. I have to hand it to him, though. He's got a lot of heart. Not a lot of ...

Oh, now I see where he went wrong. He was drinking regular gasoline. If you want to become a Transformer, you have to drink Super Unleaded.

SET SHIT ON FIRE.

impmon08 wrote:No habla espanol.

I wrote, "i think the Taco Bell dog is a pretty cool guy. eh wants Taco Bell and doesn't afraid of anything," in Spanish.