AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pretty soon one of the admins may make a word filter that replaces all instances of the word "de" with "dedede".

RubyTheMaster wrote: Why did you refer to me in the first place? Am I really that bad? I mean, I get carried away sometimes, but... Am I really that bad?

Actually, you only got carried away the first time. Shouldn't have done that. Sorry about that. And no, you're not bad.

Congratulations, none of you have dededed the thread into dedederailment for 3 pages. You all win the number 43.
EDIT: Stopped specifically referring to Ruby, as it's not her that usually derails the thread. It's usually whoever is first to make a non sequitur post or abuse the font.

enlong wrote:I don't know what he's so mad about. Last I checked, Roy was playable in Smash 4.

Roy has some explaining to do with HR.

On the plus side, the dog only has to be paid in bones.

I know he may look like a pathetic dumb mutt now but if he ever falls off a cliff a duck can fly over and save him.

He can lift all curses because his profile picture has a wizard hat.

I was walking through the hallways at school today when I saw a big wad of bills on the ground. I took a look at it, and there must have been at least 300 dollars. First, I looked around very carefully for hidden cameras. Then, suddenly the word "wii u" came to mind. But then my conscience slapped m...

Oh no, in recounting undead wars and posting Russian propaganda we have failed to pay respect to Katie's comic. We must go back to shooting pigs out of cannons in her honor.

You weren't by chance the sack of bones in Division C that chewed JuicyFruit all daisies day were you? No, I was that other guy in Division B that kept throwing the pin instead of the grenade. All the other skeletons found the situation humerus. Wait, I thought that pile of charred half-exploded ma...

I've never been in a skeleton war. I was once in a ghost war. It stopped pretty quickly when both sides realized they couldn't hit each other. Now it's turned into a yearly competition where all the ghosts see who can scare the crap out of everything else better. I thought ghosts dealt double damag...

Boler wrote:
You weren't by chance the sack of bones in Division C that chewed JuicyFruit all daisies day were you?

No, I was that other guy in Division B that kept throwing the pin instead of the grenade.
All the other skeletons found the situation humerus.

Crude Humor: Samus shoots a barrage of plasma balls. Pikachu shoots electricity balls. Lucario throws aura spheres. Link shoots super scope. Mr. Game and Watch absorbs all the projectiles as oil in his bucket. Mario shoots fire ball. Mr. Game and Watch holds up oil bucket. Last panel is a mushroom ...

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