AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I smell a spinoff!

I didn't say anything because I thought it was a reference to something that I didn't get.

Also: trade to the future once you get out. no real reason, just because you can trade through time and that would be awesome.

Well the first thing I do is Talk to corporate Approve memos Lead a workshop Remember birthdays Direct workflow My own bathroom Micro manage Promote synergy Hit on Deborah Get rejected Swallow sadness Send some faxes Call a sex line Cry deeply Demand a refund Eat a bagel Harassment lawsuit No promot...

kentucky sucks it's like, I'm an amazing student here (apparently) but if I went to somewhere else I'd probably be a C student at best. I dont think I've learned anything new in science or math since the 7th grade.

Also central time zone and tornados. yeah.

I've gone to visit my grandfather when he lived in Florida and when he lived in North Carolina. Trust me, NC is much better.

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Why does that pop into my head.

related, because I sure am. At least, I feel like it.

Why do I always need to get help when I play zelda games?

use that filer as wa blunt weapon to beat the bars down.

you are officially my new hero.

Xabyrn wrote:

impmon08 wrote:lqtm

Que?

laugh quietly to myself

I like demetri martin.

Trennicus wrote:

impmon08 wrote:Do I need a haircut?

How long is your hair?

ehhh I just got it cut like two minutes after I asked that so I dunno. 'nother question: why do I hate haircuts so much?

Bo-bo-bo made no daisies sense ever to me. I think that's why I used to love it.

That or the fact that one of the guys names was "General Jelly Jiggler." That just makes me lqtm for some reason.

Do I need a haircut?

This bugs the hell out of me. I feel so dirty now, since I couldnt see them until you outlined them.

Little did her parents know, she was devouring the Misty Hyman. While she was tweeting, she was also squeezing and sucking the moire eel. Bad girls enjoy prodding the golden ratio. It feels great when she's impaling the wonder twins. She went to the bedroom and began juggling the polish sausage. I l...