AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them ... in time, and space. A message to lead myself here." ...54 translations later we get: "In October, my Puppies ... I wonder if time and space. Consumer complaints." Original text: "If there's trouble, all us freaks have is each ...

I ran into Raikou in the wild quite bodaciously 10 steps before I went into Elm's lab and got my Master Ball

Saw "How To Train Your Dragon". It was the cutest, most magical, and at the same time completely depressing film I have seen in a long time. Then I watched "Cop Out" which was funny...but after the first one just didn't hold up.

Prof. Oak: "I came when I heard that you defeated the champion."
I lost and I don't care if this quote has been posted before it is sooooo magical.

I think I'm far to pop flyin' that my Gengar rapes Jynx...with his fists...at night...in a cave...and then I take her trainer's cheddar and walk away.

Candlejack.
But at least he is fictional so I have nothing to wor...

"That's just your viral necroplasm going through its larval stage. Pretty soon you're going to get hair in funny places, and you're gonna start thinking about girls. Ha! Getting a chubby, studly? A half guy, semi?"

Wonderboy by Tenacious D

I'm Awake Now
by the Goo Goo Dolls

"Mercy? Is that another word for coffin?"

Wathed Alice in Wonderland Saturday night and love it. It is a pleasant twist on the original story. Got a date to go see Shutter Island this weekend if its still showing at my theater.

All of my Best Friends Are Metalheads by Less Than Jake

The theme song from Transformers: Beast Wars. O my beautiful childhood.

Spoony wrote:Ellipses. The more you use, the more retarded you portray yourself as.

I just woke up so I apologize. There I fixed it.

I'm afraid of tiny spiders. It doesn't make a lot of sense if only because I'm perfectly fine with big spiders. I've held my Bio teachers Tarantula and been fine, but that tiny thing in the corner scares me. And I'm always afraid I've said something wrong because I almost never think something throu...