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		<language>en-us</language><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - 24-Hour Comic 2026]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/24-hour-comic-2026"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1791774791-24hourcomic18-size.jpg" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>24-Hour Comic Day was last weekend, but I had to postpone this post to acknowledge Big Number. Thank you for your understanding in these trying times.</p><p><br></p><p>This year's festivities feature both a special guest <i>and</i> a twist ending.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/24-hour-comic-2026</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/24-hour-comic-2026</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - The Big 1000]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-big-1000"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1791169700-comic1000.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>(Yes, the numbering is off in the archive. Don't worry about it.)</p><p>You ever do something for a while and then not really stop doing it and then suddenly you've been doing it for twenty years? It's pretty weird.</p><p><br></p><p>I posted the first Awkward Zombie comic on September 19, 2006, when I was fifteen years old. Making it has been a constant throughout my entire adult life, and I owe a lot of really cool opportunities and friendships to the people I've met in the course of doing so.</p><p><br></p><p>If you have been reading this comic for the last five, ten, fifteen, or however many years: thank you. </p><p>If you have somehow avoided the concept of webcomics until recently and are a new reader: thank you.</p><p> </p><p><br></p><p>I'll see you next week.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-big-1000</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-big-1000</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Cold Calculations]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/cold-calculations"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1790565447-comic999.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Something about seeing the mostly-green composite healthbar completely overrides the part of my brain that understands that one of my dudes has one fifth the total HP as their fellow unit-mates.&nbsp;</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/cold-calculations</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/cold-calculations</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Clean Streak]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/clean-streak"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1789960548-comic998.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>I really like the "made of trash" aesthetic in play on Cephalopod Outer Heaven, but maybe we should stop making  jewelry out of the rusty metal shards we found in the ocean, too.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/clean-streak</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/clean-streak</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Stain and Suffering]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/stain-and-suffering"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1789355519-comic997.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>I assume Sam sleeps better when he's saturated with goo.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/stain-and-suffering</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/stain-and-suffering</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Winging It]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/winging-it"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1788791080-comic996.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>She loves it. It's good for her.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/winging-it</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/winging-it</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Pay Dirt]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pay-dirt"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1788146021-comic995.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Hey, put my sand back!</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pay-dirt</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pay-dirt</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - The Way It Turned Out]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-way-it-turned-out"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1787540325-comic994.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>No's travels are complete without a visit to scenic Every Gross Bug Mound In The Area.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-way-it-turned-out</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/the-way-it-turned-out</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Rapporting For Duty]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/rapporting-for-duty"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1786935216-comic993.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>If you people don't come out of this continent-rending war with new fun pals then I don't even know what we're doing here.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/rapporting-for-duty</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/rapporting-for-duty</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - In a Bad Light]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/in-a-bad-light"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1786330251-comic992.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Sure, it's "your" "house", but maybe you don't understand what's best for you?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/in-a-bad-light</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/in-a-bad-light</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Picking Up Speed]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/picking-up-speed"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1785726825-comic991.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Maybe these people shouldn't be trusted to define their own order parameters. Some of these feel like a "none pizza with left beef" situation.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/picking-up-speed</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/picking-up-speed</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Supply and Remand]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/supply-and-remand"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1785120123-comic990.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>According to earlier games, TinyMushrooms are allegedly valuable to collectors because of their rarity, because I guess they don't ever look down.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/supply-and-remand</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/supply-and-remand</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Home on the Range]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/home-on-the-range"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1784516657-comic989.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Don't even get me started on the pre-fabricated houses -- if you put a loadscreen between me and my Pokemon, you might as well put them in another zip code. All my homies live in my yard.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/home-on-the-range</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/home-on-the-range</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Escaping Notice]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/escaping-notice"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1783912126-comic988.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Man, everything has an app these days. First my catbox starts texting me and now this.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/escaping-notice</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/escaping-notice</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Pour Over]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pour-over"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1783307162-comic987.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>I do love an investigation-type game where secrets are revealed by rotating a 3D model of a clue, but there are some objects that I should not be permitted to rotate.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pour-over</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/pour-over</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Paved With Good Intentions]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/paved-with-good-intentions"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1782703017-comic986.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>I know this is a peaceful habitat where your only obligation is to chill, but I still need you to hurry up about it.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/paved-with-good-intentions</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/paved-with-good-intentions</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Bridging the Gap]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/bridging-the-gap"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1782098492-comic985.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>The guy in the mountaintop research station needs more DVDs, okay?</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/bridging-the-gap</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/bridging-the-gap</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Ahead of its Time]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/ahead-of-its-time"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1780890330-comic984.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>This comic is based on a conversation with my friend Peter. It's about time.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/ahead-of-its-time</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/ahead-of-its-time</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - Housewarming]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/housewarming"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1780889660-comic983.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>You're going to love the furniture, which is constructed of straw and accelerants.</p><p><br></p><p>This comic is brought to you by Chaosmasterdelta.</p>
]]></description><link>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/housewarming</link><author>tech@thehiveworks.com</author><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2026 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><guid>https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/housewarming</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Awkward Zombie - A Leap of Logic]]></title><description><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/awkward-zombie/a-leap-of-logic"><img src="https://www.awkwardzombie.com/comicsthumbs/1779075573-comic982.png" /><br />New comic!</a><br />Today's News:<br /><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-html40/loose.dtd">
<p>Being able to see other players' vehicles and structures provides some very interesting data regarding statistically likely behavior. It is somehow comforting to drive my truck into a ditch and find evidence that other humans also couldn't resist taking that turn too fast.</p>
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